Betty
and Chester
knew each other from childhood but were in their
seventies
when they got married.
They
had to wait for Betty's mother to pass away first. Back in those days
there
was no hanky-panky before marriage so Chester and Betty were both
still
virgins.
Needless
to say Chester
was pretty excited on their wedding night, having
waited
so patiently all these years. However, Betty was very apprehensive
because
she had developed a heart condition and would have to tell Chester
that
they could not "do it."
Chester is now
sitting on the bed wanting Betty to hurry. He detects a
little
reluctance on her part.
Thinking
that she is shy, he sends her off to the bathroom to get undressed.
When she reappears in her satin nightie, he gets
her to sit next to him on
the
bed.
Not
knowing how to get things started, he pulls the first strap on her
nightie.
She blushes just as red as the nightie. She is really concerned
about
telling Chester
about her heart condition.
In
the meantime Chester
is looking at the first breast he has seen up close
since
his own mother's. It is hanging there down to her belly button,
gravity
having Taken its toll over some sixty years. He realizes her
anxiety
but figures she is going to have to be helped a little more, so he
pulls
the second strap and sees the second breast unroll downward before
him.
Poor
Betty is now beside herself. She is going to have to tell Chester
about
her heart. With a quivering voice and mustering up all her courage,
she
says, "Chester,
I have acute angina."
Chester says, "I
hope so, 'cause you've sure got ugly boobs."