A husband takes his wife to play her first game of

golf.....Of course, the wife promptly hacked her

first shot right through the window of the biggest

house adjacent to the course.


The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful!

Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner,

apologize and see how much your lousy drive is

going to cost us."


So the couple walked up to the house and knocked

on the door. A warm voice said, "Come on in."

When they opened the door they saw the damage that

was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken

antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken

window.A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you

the people that broke my window?"


"Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the

husband replied.


"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to

thank you.. You see, I'm a genie, and I've been

trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now

that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant

three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but

if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for

myself.


"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a

moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars

a year for the rest of my life." "No problem," said

the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do.

And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!" "And

now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie

asked."I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with

servants in every country in the world," she

said."Consider it done," the genie said. "And your

homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and

natural disasters!" "And now," the couple asked in

unison, what's your wish, genie?"


"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and

haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand

years, my wish is to have sex with your wife." The

husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey,

you know we both now have a fortune, and all those

houses. What do you think?" She mulled it over for

a few moments and said, "You know, you're right.

Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't

mind, but what about you, honey?" You know I love

you sweetheart," said the husband. I'd do the same

for you!" So the genie and the woman went upstairs

where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying

each other. The genie was insatiable. After about

three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over

and looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How

old are you and your husband?" "Why, we're both

35," she responded breathlessly.


"No Way ." He said, "Thirty-five years old and

both of you still believe in genies?"