IF THIS
DOESN'T MAKE YOU LAUGH, YOU NEED HELP!
A mother
took her five-year-old son with her to the bank on a busy
lunchtime.
They got behind a very fat woman wearing a
business suit complete with pager. As they waited patiently, the
little boy
said loudly, "Gee, she's fat!"
The mother bent down and whispered in the
little boys ear to be quiet.
A couple of minutes passed by and the little
boy spread his hands as far as they would go and announced; "I'll bet
her butt
is this wide!"
The fat woman turns around and glares at the
little boy. The mother gave him a good telling off, and told him
to be
quiet. After a brief lull, the large woman reached the front of
the line. Just
then her pager begin to emit a
beep, beep, beep.
The little boy yells out, "Run for your life,
she's backing up!!"