Grandchildren 5

A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home

ne day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire

ruck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started discussing the dog's duties.

They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster. "No, said another,

he's just for good luck." A third child brought the argument to a close.

They use the dogs", she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrant."

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y three year old walked into the kitchen and announced  "When I get

lder and have babies, you'll be their grandmother." I was impressed with

er deductive reasoning until she went on with a glint in her eye: "...that

s if you live long enough."

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Mommy Test

was out walking with my 4 year old Daughter. She picked up something off

he ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her

nd I asked her not to do that.

Why?" my Daughter asked. "Because it's been laying outside,

ou don't know where it's been, it's dirty and probably

as germs" I replied. At this point, my Daughter looked at me with total

dmiration and asked, "Wow! How do you know all this stuff?" "Uh," I was

hinking quickly, "All Moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test You

ave to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy." We walked along in

ilence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new

nformation. "Oh...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the Test you

ave to be the Daddy"

Exactly!" I replied back with a big smile on my face and joy

<>n my heart.