A
minister was completing a
Temperance sermon.
With great emphasis he said, "If I
had all the beer in
the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
With
even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had
all the wine in the
world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
And then finally,
shaking his fist in the air, he
said, "And if I had
all the whiskey in the world,
I'd take it and
pour it into the river."
Sermon complete, he
sat down.
The
song leader stood very cautiously and announced
with
a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song,
let
us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River."
Smile,
life is too short not to !!
See
you at the river
