A new US Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the

Iraq desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a

camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the First Sergeant why

the camel is kept there.



"Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women.

And sometimes the men have "urges". That's why we have the Molly The

Camel."



The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand

about "urges". The camel can stay."



About a month later, the Captain starts having his own "urges" and asks

the First Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a ladder

behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants down

and has wild, insane sex with Molly. When he's done, he asks the First

Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?"



No not really, sir... "They usually just ride the camel into town where

the girls are"