Give The Blonde A Hundred!

A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the
alligator up on the bar.

He turns to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I'll open
this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the gator will
close his mouth for one minute. He'll then open his mouth and I'll remove
my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you
will buy me a drink."

The crowd murmured their approval.

The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his
privates in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the
crowd gasped.

After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the
alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator opened his mouth and the
man removed his genitals unscathed as promised.

The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks were delivered.

The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100
who's willing to give it a try."

A hush fell over the crowd.

After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A blonde
timidly spoke up. "I'll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on the
head with the beer bottle."