A little boy blows up his balloon and starts flicking it all
around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as
he's
liable to break something. The boy continues.

"Johnny!" Mom screams. "Knock it off. You're going to break
something."  He stops and eventually Mom leaves for a short trip to the
store.

Johnny starts up with the balloon again. He gives it one last
flick and it lands in the toilet.

Mom comes in and while putting away the grocery gets the urge.  A
diarrhea
run.  She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH,  out it
comes.

When she's finished she looks down and can't believe what she's
seeing.  Diarrhea everywhere!  She's not sure what this big brown thing
is
in the toilet!  She calls her doctor.

The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation, but he
assures her he'll be over shortly to examine everything.

When he arrives she leads him to the bathroom and he gets down  on his
knees and takes a long, hard look at the thing.

Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of touches it to see what
it might be and.....POP!  The balloon explodes and diarrhea is
everywhere.
On him, the walls, etc.

"Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?" she asks.

He says, "I've been in this business for over 30 years, and this
is the first time I've ever SEEN a fart!"

(You're laughing aren't you..I know you are!!!  I sure
was..........still
am....hahahahahaha