Special Delivery

It was 6 p.m., and I was about to leave the coin laundry
where I work.
My boss called me over and asked if I would mind
dropping off someone's laundry on my way home.
"It's for my cousin," she apologized, "she's eight months
pregnant and can't get out much anymore."
I cheerfully agreed and, driving to the address, knocked
at the door.
A little girl, the sister-to-be, answered.
"Hi, there," I said with a big smile. "Is your mommy
home?"
Holding up the white bundle of clothes, I explained,
"I have a delivery for her."
The child's mouth dropped, and her eyes went wide.
"Mama!" she shrieked, "Come quick! It's the stork!"

- from Ann F.

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Knowledge is the treasure, but judgment is the 
treasurer of a wise man. - William Penn

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>From the Beginning

My Dad and I were talking the other night about
love and marriage.
He told me that he knew as early as their
wedding what marriage to my Mom would be like.
It seems the minister asked my Mom, "Do you
take this man to be your husband."
And she said, "I do."
Then the minister asked my Dad, "Do you take
this woman to be your wife," and my Mom said,
"He does."

- from Clean Humor

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