THIS IS A VERY GOOD ONE!!

THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

Fresh from the shower, I stood in front of the mirror complaining to my
husband that my breasts were too small.  Instead of characteristically
telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically came up with a
suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then everyday take a
piece of toilet
paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, I fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood in
front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
"How long will this take?", I asked.
"They will grow larger over a period of years", my husband replies.
I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
between my breasts every day will make my breasts bigger over the
years?"
Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
He is still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk
again. Stupid, stupid man.