Car

Boudreaux decided to buy Marie a new car for her burtday. They shopped
and
shopped. Finally, Marie, she done fine one she like. But, before
signing
the papers, Marie looked at dat car one mo' time.

Suddenly, she bristled and walked away, saying she don't want dat car.
She
wouldn't even talk 'bout it.

On the way home, Boudreaux, he say, "Marie, I taut yew like dat car.
What
it is dat done changed yo' mind, mon cher?

"I don't want any car wit XL on it," Marie answered. "It's bad enuff
having dat on my underwear."