Have things gotcha Down? Are ya havin' a Bad Day???? Well, then,
consider this...............................

In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed
on Sunday morning at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their medical
condition.
 
 
This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with
the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths
occurred around 11:00 a.m. on Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was
assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents.
 
 
The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 a.m., all of the
doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves
what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden
crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil
spirits.
 
 
Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday
sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he
could
use the vacuum cleaner.
 
Having a Bad Day????
 
 
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill
in Alaska was $80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most
expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid
cheers and applause from onlookers.
A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.
 
 
Still think you are having a Bad Day?
 
 
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking
frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running
from his waist towards the electric kettle.
Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him
with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that
moment, he had been happily listening to his  Walkman.

STILL think you're having a Bad Day??
 
Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to
a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly all two thousand pigs broke
loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly.
The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.
 
What?? STILL having a Bad Day??
 
 
Iraqi terrorist Hay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb.
It came back with "Return to Sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the
bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
 
 
There now, feeling better???